歌词翻译 (English)
Old TCM Doctor
I’m an old TCM doctor, who specializes in curing bragging
Headache, brain fever, low blood pressure, are nothing to do with me
If you want to brag, it's better to masturbate
Can save money and get high, as well as stress-free
It’s alright to eat and drink something
Those people who like to brag, have no actual strength
If someone likes to brag, he should find an old TCM doctor
A powerful five poisons slap will blow his brains out
I’m an old TCM doctor, who is driving a tractor
Running around the country, specializing in curing bragging
Holding a cellular phone and carrying a beeper on my waist
Wearing a pair of big pants and holding a cigarette in my mouth
I’m an old TCM doctor, smiling all day long
Whenever I hear someone brags, I’ll give him a kick
I’m an old TCM doctor, who also takes taxi, while going out
Sometimes I also find two young guys to have a threesome
If you brag every day, lightning will strike you sooner or later
If thunder and lightning can't kill you, there will still be an old TCM doctor
Don't brag, whoever brags will get kicked
Your grandaunt is an old TCM doctor, who specializes in curing bragging