歌词翻译 (English)
Where On Earth Did You Leave the Key, Zhang Shichao?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Last night I was on my way home
I realized I forgot my key
I called you 26 times
You didn't answer. YOU DIDN'T ANSWER!
You finally picked up
"Yeah, what?"
and asked me to wait
"Not available now!"
Come back once you've finished
"I really can't"
But Zhang, you son of a bitch
You went to Minhang
with your girl
Where did you leave my home key?
Where the heck did you leave my home key?
Mat searched, garden searched
I even asked that old porter
You just had to forget, you just had to forget that
Our home is at Wujiaochang
!
Are babes from ECNU
really that irresistibly cute?
Are babies from ECNU really that cute?
(kazoo)
Cutting wind, chilling rain
Fallen leaves covered Guoding Road
I was freezing to death
Where are you, Zhang, my dear Brother?
O Santa Maria, Santa Maria
Mayest thou permit me, this stray lamb, to return home!
O my key, my home key, please come back to me!
Well at worst I can still go get a copy myself!
I can still go get a copy myself!
Get a copy myself!
Get a copy myself!
Never mind never mind
Nevenevenevenever mind never mind
I am so rich I'll get ten copies
You might as well stay with your fucking chicks in Minhang and never come back!
Never mind never mind
Nevenevenevenever mind never mind
I am so rich I can well afford ten
I can't waste my time on you.
Never mind never mind
Nevenevenevenever mind never mind
I am so rich I'll get ten
You might as well fucking stay for good in Minhang and never come back!
Never mind never mind
Nevenevenevenever mind never mind
I am so rich I'll get ten
I can't waste my time on you.
Never mind never mind
Nevenevenevenever mind never mind
I am so rich I can well afford ten
You might as well fucking stay for good in Minhang and never come back!
Never mind never mind
Nevenevenevenever mind never mind
I am so rich I'll get ten
I can't waste my time on you.
原始歌词 (Chinese)
张士超你昨天晚上到底把我家钥匙放哪里了
啊啊啊啊啊
昨天晚上我走在回家路上
突然想起我没带钥匙
我打给你二十六个电话
你没有接你没有接
你回话了
喂干啥
叫我等等
这会儿不方便
你办完事就回家
真不行
可是张士超你这个混蛋
你带着姑娘去了闵行
你到底把我家钥匙放哪里了
你到底把我家钥匙放在哪里了
地毯找了花园也找了
连门口大爷我也都问过了
你就是忘了你就是忘了
我们家在五角场
华师大的姑娘真的那么可爱吗
华师大的姑娘真的那么可爱吗
（卡祖笛）
凛冽的风冰冷的雨
国定路的落叶满地
我已经冻得不行
张大哥你在哪里
Sancta
maria sancta maria
让这个迷途的羔羊回家吧
钥匙啊钥匙你快快出现
大不了我自己再去重新配一把
大不了我自己再去重新配一把
重新配一把
重新配一把
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用不用不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
我那么有钱一下配十把
你就乖乖住在闵行吧不用回来了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用不用不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
我那么有钱一下配十把
人家很忙的
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用不用不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
我那么有钱一下配十把
你就乖乖住在闵行吧不用回来了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用不用不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
我那么有钱一下配十把
人家很忙的
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用不用不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
我那么有钱一下配十把
你就乖乖住在闵行吧不用回来了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用不用不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
我那么有钱一下配十把
人家很忙的