张宗昌 - 求雨 歌词翻译

Celestial Ruler
, you're a member of my clan too.
Why do you create hardships on me - Zhang Zongchang?
If it doesn't rain in three days,
I'll crush the Temple of the Dragon King
Then shoot you asshole with a cannon!

玉皇爷爷也姓张，
为啥为难俺张宗昌？
三天之内不下雨，
先扒龙皇庙，
再用大炮轰你娘！