周杰伦 - 水手怕水 (Shuǐ shǒu pà shuǐ) [Sailor Afraid of Water] 歌词翻译

The Ocean is so scary
Call me "sailor"
Oh oh come on come on baby
The mermaid is trying to seduce me, low blow
Oh call me "sailor"
Oh oh come on come on honey
I like you better than I like money

The ship is my home
The ocean is my toilet
I'm allergic to the ocean, been a vegetarian for a long time,
I wanted to be a singer but ended up as a sailor

Oh oh~ I have a bit of a Cantonese accent,
No no, I'm going to places far away
Popeye loves to eat spinach
But I like rice gruel and snacks with some seaweed

ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
Why can't my alarm wake me up?

ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
Mister Lin is drinking milk

Call me "sailor"
oh oh come on come on baby
The mermaid is trying to seduce me, low blow
Oh call me "sailor"
Oh oh come on come on honey
I like you better than I like money

All those seafood,
The ones you catch you can eat, you know you can't eat them,
The ones you catch you can eat, you know you can't eat them, can't eat them, can't eat them,
Stop yourself from eating toast
(this portion is a nonsensical tongue twister, doesn't make sense in English)
Repeat after me, come~

The ones you catch you can eat, you know you can't eat them,
The ones you catch you can eat, you know you can't eat them, can't eat them, can't eat them,
Stop yourself from eating toast, make up by eating lots of toast

I buy seafood from fish markets to set them free
I go to the aquarium and take all the fish
There's only one species I can't scoop up
Its last name is Great and first name is White Shark (Great White!)

The captain said that we'll sail by hand to decrease our carbon footprint
Once we have the time we'll get on deck to absorb sunlight
Put on some sunscreen, and wait for a mermaid to get hooked
Go!

ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
Why can't my alarm wake me up?

ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
ring-a-ding ring-a-ding, ring-a-ding ring-a-ling
Mister Lin is drinking milk

Call me "sailor"
oh oh come on come on baby
The mermaid is trying to seduce me, low blow
Oh call me "sailor"
Oh oh come on come on honey
I like you better than I like money

Call me "sailor"
oh oh come on come on baby
The mermaid is trying to seduce me, low blow
Oh call me "sailor"
Oh oh come on come on honey
I like you better than I like money

Call me "sailor"
oh oh come on come on baby
The mermaid is trying to seduce me, low blow (Great White)
Oh call me "sailor"
Oh oh come on come on honey
I like you better than I like money

大海真可怕
叫我水手
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招卑鄙
Oh喊我水手
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money

船舱它是我的家
大海是我嘘嘘的地方
我对海鲜会过敏 吃素已很久
想当那歌手 结果变成水手

Oh oh～怎么有点东北腔
No no～去到太远的地方
人家Popeye最爱吃菠菜
我却爱清粥小菜再来点海带

铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
我的闹钟怎么叫不醒我

铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
林老师在喝牛奶

叫我水手
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招卑鄙
Oh喊我水手
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money

这些海鲜
捕吃可吃 知不可吃 捕吃可吃
知不可吃 可不吃不吃不吃
克制不吃土司
跟我学一遍 来～

捕吃可吃 知不可吃 捕吃可吃
知不可吃 可不吃不吃不吃
克制不吃土司 补吃知土司

我去海产店买鱼虾来放生
去水族馆把鱼通通捞走
只有一种鱼捞不走
姓大名叫白鲨(大白鲨)

船长说为了节能减碳尽量用手划
有空就去甲板吸收太阳能
抹抹防晒 等著美人鱼上钩
Go!

铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
我的闹钟怎么叫不醒我

铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
铃不铃不铃 铃不铃不铃
林老师在喝牛奶

叫我水手
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招卑鄙
Oh喊我水手
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money

(嘘～)
叫我水手
Oh oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招卑鄙
Oh喊我水手
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money

叫我水手
oh come on come on baby
美人鱼勾引我这招卑鄙 (大白鲨)
Oh 喊我水手
Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜欢你胜过Money