歌词翻译 (Chinese)
天地阴阳交欢大乐赋
哈哈！好了好了——咱把这档子事叫做“交配”。
但是呢——它的形式多种多样
人类和动物之间的这种行为也有区别——这你得学习一个……
我会感谢你的建议
小宝贝你汗流不止，翻云覆雨好似德州大旱
咱要和你做做王公贵族才会歌颂的事情♂
来，把手伸到我胯间——摸到蛋蛋了吧？
我就是刘德华，我就是吴奇隆——你看你俩大拇指都起来了
用手打闹受够了吧？想要来点过分的事？
我要让你喘气，我要把你按住，像是做松饼屋的炸洋芋
来得快过顺丰，却没高到极点，好像中石化的股票
你是想让我早个小时完事，好像夏令时一样罢？
搞起来！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
再搞一次！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
快点发骚吧！
我就喜欢你用拖把水桶大清洗的样子
就像古埃及法老寝陵——天晓得给藏哪了
象形文字是啥？我只想变到太平洋跑到你的南海
但我觉得你的“海洋运动”不过作“渔船领航”
”
我要是在你腿上翻船——高潮B-5你搞沉了我的船！
打开我吧，我是咖啡先生，还会自动滴水的
让我看看你的，你也看看我的——你绝对会爱上
咱们像狗一样做那事——一起看X档案，如何？
搞起来！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
再搞一次！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
快点发骚吧！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
再搞一次！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
搞起来！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
再搞一次！
你看咱不都是哺乳动物吗
看看它们在动物世界干啥——我们来学习一个吧！
快点发骚吧！
原始歌词 (English)
The Bad Touch
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this "the act of mating"
But! There are several other very important differences
between human beings and animals, that you should know about..
I'd appreciate your input.
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like a Coca-Cola stock
you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now