五条人 - 梦想化工厂 歌词翻译

Those couple of days, my toothache has been killing me
Even medicine doesn't help
Someone told me: There's this dentist in Lian'an,
He's really good at treating teeth.

So I called a friend of mine,
And my friend said: I've heard of him, he's called Old Shi.
He lives right next to a chemical plant,
The chemical plant is called "Chemical Dream Factory".
Hearing the name of this factory,
My teeth wasn't hurting that much anymore,
But to be safe, I rode my tricycle over anyway.

When I got to the door of Chemical Dream Factory, I texted my friend to ask if he'd arrived.
He said he was watching "Eight Minutes Reading" by Leung Man-tao
and told me to wait for a bit,
He'll reach in ten minutes and told me to find some place to sit for awhile.
I was bored with nothing to do, so I went to chat with an old man at the Chemical Dream factory.
We chatted for a while and he told me,
The boss has taken about ten workers for a banquet,
He's the only one left here with nothing to eat but air.
It's his own fault since he couldn't sell the mosquito coils.
But he also told me: Hey, boy! Don't tell my boss what I said.

And when I was getting my teeth extracted, I thought:
It's not so bad if your dreams become mosquito coils,
It's all good as long as it doesn't become mosquitoes!

那几天我的牙齿痛得要死
吃药也毫不管用
有人跟我说：联安有位老师傅
治牙病很高明

我就打了个电话问我某位朋友
朋友说：我知道他呀，他的名字就叫"老施"
家就在一个化工厂的近旁
那个化工厂就叫"梦想化工厂"
听到这个厂名
我的牙齿就不怎么疼了
但是为了保险，我还是搭辆三轮车过去

去到梦想化工厂门口，我就发条短信问我的朋友到了没有
他说他在看梁文道的《开卷八分钟》，叫我等一会儿
十多分钟后他就过来，让我去找个地方坐一会儿
我闲着没事，就去找化工厂那个阿伯聊天
聊了一通，他跟我讲
老板带十多个员工去吃宴席了
就剩他这个老头子在这吃西北风
活该他的蚊香卖不出啊
但是他又跟我讲：嘿，阿仔！这些话你可莫跟我的老板讲呀

在拔牙的时候我就在思量：
梦想变成蚊香也不错啊
别变成蚊子就好了