Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg - Congratulations 歌词翻译

[前奏]
T-Series! (耶)
这是你的大日子！(Woo!)
做得好！
我知道我们之间有分歧
但今天，我只想告诉你

[副歌]
哎恭喜你，这是一场庆祝
派对一整天，我知道你一直在等﹙我们来了！﹚
哎恭喜你，这是一场庆祝
我只想告诉你，我觉得你太棒了

[第一段]
哎恭喜你啊，你的企业
我猜要打倒一个瑞典男孩，你要用到一亿个亚洲人
耶，你做到了非常好，而所需的
是个庞大企业组织和宝莱坞的每首歌
现在你是第一，希望你没有做过坏事
例如贩卖盗版歌曲来发迹
哎吔！想不到我们会知？就在维基百科上面
习惯一下你的过去透过媒体来拖你后腿﹙啊噢﹚
我肯定现在你做的没有一样事是非法的，耶
我肯定你跟黑帮从来都没有关系
基于法律理由，那是个玩笑
基于法律理由，那是个玩笑
说真的，印度黑帮，请别杀我，那是个玩笑
印度啊，我为那些网络恶搞感到抱歉，你是最好的
我爱我的印度兄弟，从孟买到巴格达
为了你我会扛起全世界，我是个重击手
我快要来场大屠杀，所以你可以叫我做希——

[副歌之后]
恭喜你﹙啊﹚
恭喜你﹙这是你的大日子！﹚
恭喜你
恭喜你﹙好一个大日子﹚

[第二段]
我收到一封寄来的信，嗯，什么来的？﹙嗯﹚
T-Series 说「停手和收手」
叫他们别献丑对我来说很烦厌
但让我教教你，傻孩子，那不算是中伤
T-Series 吃得起一个鸡巴﹙还不算是中伤﹚
吃我他妈的瑞典肉丸﹙还不算是中伤，好滋味﹚
你知不知道印度人的脑袋里有便便？
那分明是种族歧视的瞎话
对，但还不算是中伤！﹙Woo﹚
印度弄明白了 YouTube ，那真难听啊，孩子
不如你下次弄明白怎去解决种姓制度吧！﹙噢﹚
也许所有那些广告会解决你们严重的贫穷
但回看 T-Series 的过去，我猜大概不会了
但别在意穷人了，我们只为来派对
只为来和九岁大军一起开一些酒瓶
并非酗酒因为我真的讨厌
但我们仍要走出来，活得像要使出龟波气功

[过场]
所以就这样了，谢谢你追看我的频道
从一开始我是个普通人，对著萤光幕尖叫
对，就这样了，这一路以来是场奇遇
现在是菲力士．阿尔维德．乌尔夫．谢尔贝里王国的终结了
经过所有的转变和争议，你都一直支持我
在这世上没有一队军队的话，我会宁愿给我自己观看时间
这一路以来是场非凡之旅，所以趁我还能被听到
来一个从世界第一的最后一个兄弟碰拳吧

[副歌]

[副歌之后]

[尾奏：PewDiePie]
恭喜你！T-Series! 你做到了！
希望那 #MeToo 东西没有严重的影响你的底线

[Intro]
T-Series! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just wanna tell you

[Chorus]
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Verse 1]
A congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best
I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—

[Post-Chorus]
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)

[Verse 2]
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze

[Bridge]
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
There's no army in the world, I would rather give me watch time
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world

[Chorus]

[Post-Chorus]

[Outro: PewDiePie]
Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line