黄舒骏 - 恋爱症候群 歌词翻译

歌手:黄舒骏
歌词翻译 (English)

Syndromes of Love

With regards to as to why syndrome of love occurs
It is still one of the greatest mystery to this day
Regardless of gender, age, occupation, weight, education background, looks or blood type
not one person can be immmuned
Scholars came to the conclusion
Love is caused by Endocrine imbalance
However there are people who believe love is viral
like the influenza where no medicine can cure it for good but our body will recover from it on its own
Regardless if you agree or not,
there are many examples in our history
Love is not just an sickness,
it is some sort of perversion

When the syndrome kicks in in the initial stage
you will experience some changes in habits
Showering to an extreme degree of cleanliness,
brushing with an extreme degree of vigour,
crawling out of bed to play on the piano in the middle of the night

Some grinned stupidly to passerbys from their balcony,
some are suddenly crazed then as suddenly silent
Some maintained a blank look biting their nails and sneezing while staring at the mirror,
some cursed at their dogs
Woman adopts new hairstyles,
man trains with weights
Loss of appetitite, hysteria, limbs atrophy,
allergies, shivers and convulsion all happen sometime along this stage

With the seriousness of the sickness growing,
one becomes more sensitive or more courageous or more disgusting
Displaying eloquency in writing, speaking, singing like a genius poet,
finding joy in all the mushiness
Some hid in the washroom crying,
some publicly announce their love
Some couples like to hide in darkened places as though
doing something unspeakable
Some seek refuge in fortune tellers,
hoping to change to suit the partner
Taking everyday as some sort of anniversary,
presenting themselves as presents

Glued together without purposes,
finding it interesting even if no words were exchanged
Walked, sat, laid down. Joined at hips.

The only thing occupying the heart is the thought of loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you.
Who cares if there’s still food at home
Who cares if there are riots on the streets, I just want to love you
The only thing occupying the heart is the thought of loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you.
Who cares about the conflicts among nations
Who cares how many are suffering at Ethiopia, I just want to love you

After a vibrant first stage of love
one would gradually come to senses
Both person beginning to hate each other,
attacking each other,
the once sweetness is all gone with the wind
Once awaken from the illusions and misunderstandings,
one being surprised at his own stupidity
Ignoring parents, siblings for love,
and feeling regretful afterwards
Then started feeling tired,
suffocated, breathless, palpitations, toothaches, headaches and begin to talk in the sleep
Lost the mind, staring with enlarged irises,
threw tantrums, numbness in the limbs
then finally declare it is time to breakup
Although this ending is a litte sad,
it’s nothing once you understand it well
Love is nothing more than a cloud out of reach,
and I’m just saying

Oh......

In my desolate years
Your gentleness freed me from my loneliness
Brought me deep rapture
Trembled my soul in such a way

Telling you softly I love you, love you, love you, love you
Whether it is night or dawn
Whether it’s in a dream or awake, I love you deeply
I want to say to you I love you, love you, love you, love you
Whether it's night or dawn
Whether it’s in a dream or awake, I love you deeply
How happy I am, when I see you
Uh...
原始歌词 (Chinese)

恋爱症候群

关于恋爱症候群的发生原因
至今仍然是最大一个谜
不管性别年龄职业体重学历长相和血型
没有一个人可以免疫
有些专家学者研究后相信
恋爱是内分泌失调所引起
却有别人认为恋爱属于滤过性病毒
像感冒无药可救但会自动痊愈
不管你同不同意
自古到今许多例子证明
恋爱不但是一种病态
它还可能是一种变态

一般发病后的初期反应
会开始改变一些生活习性
洗澡洗得特别干净
刷牙刷得特别用力
半夜突然爬起来弹钢琴

有人每天站在阳台对路人傻笑
有人突然疯疯癫癫 突然很安静
有人一脸痴呆 对著镜子咬著指甲打喷嚏
有人对著小狗骂三字经
女人突然改变发型
男人开始每天练著哑铃
食欲不振歇斯底里四肢萎缩
神经过敏发抖抽筋都出现在这时期

随著病情越来越变本加厉
人会变得格外敏感勇敢和恶心
写的说的唱的都像天才诗人一般才华洋溢
愈肉麻愈觉得有趣
有人恋爱之后每天躲在厕所哭泣
有人开记者会宣布恋爱的消息
有人总是喜欢两个人躲在黑漆漆的地方
像做了不可告人的事情
每天忙著找人算命
挖空心思改变自己配合对方的习性
把每天都当作纪念日
把自己当作纪念品

每天漫无目的的腻在一起
言不及意也觉得好有趣
走著坐著躺著趴著都形影不离像是两人三脚又像连体婴

心里想的只有爱你爱你爱你爱你
也不管家里米缸有没有米
也不管路上有人示威抗议 只管爱你
心里想的只有爱你爱你爱你爱你
也不管海峡两岸统一问题
也不管衣索匹亚多少难民 只管爱你

经过一段轰轰烈烈热恋时期
不久就会开始渐渐痊愈
两人开始互相厌倦
互相攻击对方缺点
所有甜蜜都随风而去
然后开始从错觉和误解中清醒
惊讶自己为何如此不聪明
为了爱情不管一切不顾父母朋友姐妹兄弟
开始感到后悔不已
然后开始感到疲惫
沉闷气喘心悸牙痛头痛梦呓
然后是精神不济瞳孔放大
脾气暴燥四肢麻痺
终于受不了要分离
虽然结果颇令人伤心
了解之后也没什么了不起
爱情终究是握不住的云
只是我想要告诉你

哦......

在我落寞的岁月里
你的温柔解脱我的孤寂
带给我深深的狂喜
如此颤动著我的心灵

轻轻诉说爱你爱你爱你爱你
不管是黑夜或是黎明
不管是梦中或是清醒 深深爱你
我要对你说爱你爱你爱你爱你
不管是黑夜或是黎明
不管是梦中或是清醒 深深爱你
多么幸福 让我遇见你
呜......