Henrik Widegren - Never Google Your Symptoms 歌词翻译

有一天晚上，父亲说：我的儿呀
我要死了，且很快地我就会走
但在我最后的告别之前：
听我的话，并且好好记住
去做任何你想要做的事
不论是有计划或者是掷骰子决定
但有件事是严格禁忌的
拜托，按照我的建议来吧

绝不谷歌你的症状
那是我唯一的要求
你从那得到上百个诊断
和中世纪的预期后果
每个迹看来都像是个严重的状态

如果你用谷歌搜寻了“咳嗽”和“诊断”
你像是已经得了肺结核
如果你用谷歌搜索“发烧和发热”
你像是已经有了埃博拉病毒，且很快就会死了
如果你用谷歌搜寻“我在流鼻水”
这是CSF
。你的脑脊髓液正在流失！
还有如果你用谷歌搜寻发痒和诊断：
过敏性休克或精神病

所以绝不谷歌你的症状
它很少会带来任何聪明才智
你想要意外地找到什么
但是你可能会发现到
你有了多余的染色体

因此这些就是我父亲说的话
然后他就闭了眼离开了人世
验尸报告写得很清楚
是死于软骨恐惧症
那是种被量身定做的
当你用谷歌搜寻了
你的症状

绝不谷歌你的症状
那些热搜名单从不令人惊喜
你的左臂有些疼痛吗？
这是心脏病发作的警讯！
你是否感觉有点气虚吗？是的
你已经得了ALS！
如果你有轻度的贫血
你已经得了白血病！
你有点疯癫吗？
你已经得了ADHD
因此绝不，绝不用谷歌搜寻
你的症状！

One evening, my father said: My son
I’m dying and soon I’ll be gone
But before my final farewell:
Hear me. And hear me well
Do whatever you want to do
Have a plan or roll the dice
But one thing is strictly taboo
Please, follow my advice

Never google your symptoms
That is my only prescription
You get a hundred diagnoses
And medieval prognoses
Every sign is a serious condition

If you google “cough” and “diagnosis”
You have got tuberculosis
And if you google “fever and red”
You’ve got Ebola and soon will be dead
And if you google “I’ve a runny nose”
It’s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
And if you google itch and prognosis:
Anaphylactic shock or psychosis

So never google your symptoms
Seldom it brings any wisdom
You want to discover
But you might uncover
That you have an extra chromosome

So this is what I heard my father say
And then he closed his eyes and passed away
The autopsy report was very clear
Death from hypochondric fear
Which is custom
When you google
Your symptoms

Never google your symptoms
The hit list is never awesome
Pain in your left arm?
Heart attack alarm!
Do you feel a little weak? Yes,
You’ve got ALS!
If you have a slight anemia
You’ve got leukemia!
Are you a little crazy?
You’ve got ADHD
So never, ever google
Your symptoms!