许魏洲 - 幸福的烦恼 歌词翻译

Auntie: Oh, my nephew is back
Female relatives: Oh, come. Why have you become fat?
Baby, are you in love?
Isn't this the little Xu next door?
Why are you fat again?
Uncle: Isn't this Zhouzhou?

Female relatives: Have you found someone?
Zhouzhou: No
Female relatives: Do you have anyone you like?
Zhouzhou: I have no time
Female relatives: Then we’ll take you to a blind date tomorrow
Grasp the opportunity to lose weight quickly

Male relatives: Just skip meals
Relatives: Is buying house and car just a saying?
Zhouzhou: I eat takeaway every day to save money
Relatives: If I were you, I would work overtime
Zhouzhou: I work every day
Relatives: how much is your monthly salary?
Do you want to work in my unit?
Relatives: It’s all for your good, all for your good
Mom and dad are very sad, it’s all for your good

Female relatives: My dear son was in London
Zhouzhou: Mom, please help me
Female relatives: just finished graduate school
Came back home and married without a hitch this year
Relatives: Also got a position as a civil servant, hahahaha

Zhouzhou: Please don't talk anymore
I cannot stand it any longer
Mom and dad, It’s too difficult for me

Relatives: Accept your fate! Come back to hometown and work!
Wake up! Attend a blind date with me!
Can't you just do something serious?
Behave yourself. Just resign for me
You're the least sensible, you're the least sensible, you're the least sensible
Auntie: Do you know what's wrong?
Zhouzhou: I know
Auntie: What's wrong?
Zhouzhou: I know
Auntie: I asked you what's wrong?
Zhouzhou Rap: My fault is that my life planning was too simple
Started to work before graduate school
I didn't listen to second uncle
To work as a security guard in his unit
Didn’t dare to pluck flowers
Didn’t know what was love at university
The person I liked was either had low education background
Or simply too short
Helped Cowherd and Weaver Girl to meet
By charging the spaceship
The wishes of the whole family
Are left to me to fulfil
Appointed as a CEO within a month of graduation
Instant blind dates, get married right away
Give birth to a twin of different sexes

Auntie: Has your study made you dumb?
Relatives: Has your study made you dumb?
Zhouzhou: No one could beat me in my music background

Zhouzhou Rap: I ever climbed trees and played heavy metal in my childhood
Exercised to couple strength and gentleness with Latin dances
Auntie could no longer master me
I am not a kid anymore
(How could I give up my ideals?)
Why don't you understand
(Becomes what I hate the most)

I ever climbed trees and played heavy metal in my childhood
Exercised to couple strength and gentleness with Latin dances
Auntie could no longer master me
How could I give up my ideals?
(Don’t want to be compared with others)
Become what I hate the most
(Why do you make the decision for me?)

I ever climbed trees and played heavy metal in my childhood
Exercised to couple strength and gentleness with Latin dances
Auntie could no longer master me
Dear everyone in the family
I have my own life

The whole family: No one should be compared in life
Significantly, one should fight for his own future
Put away our differences
Reunion is our topic of conversation
Eating melon seeds till dawn
Please get ready young people
To pursue the dreams you have
The self-help during the Spring Festival isn’t only based on wisdom
But also the companion of love

大姨：哎哟 大外甥回来啦
女亲戚：哟来啦 怎么胖了
幺儿 耍朋友没得
这不是隔壁小许嘛
怎么又胖啦
大舅：这不是洲洲嘛

女亲戚：找对象了没?
洲洲：没有
女亲戚：有喜欢的人了没?
洲洲：没空
女亲戚：那么明天带你去相亲
抓紧快减个肥

男亲戚：饭就别吃啦
亲戚众：买房买车只靠说
洲洲：我天天吃外卖省钱
亲戚众：我要是你我就加班工作
洲洲：我每天都在工作
亲戚众：一个月工资有多少
到我单位工作要不要?
亲戚众：都是为你好 都是为你好
爸爸妈妈很伤心 都是为你好

女亲戚：宝贝儿子在伦敦
洲洲：妈妈救我吧
女亲戚：刚读完研究生
今年回国顺利完了婚
亲戚众：还考上个公务员 哈哈哈哈

洲洲：不要再说啦
我快受不了了
爸爸妈妈 我太难啦

亲戚众：认命吧!回老家工作吧!
醒悟吧!跟我去相亲吧!
你就不能做点正事
老老实实给我辞职
就你最不懂事 就你最不懂事 就你最不懂事啦
大姨：你知道错了吗?
洲洲：知道
大姨：错哪儿啦?
洲洲：知道
大姨：我问你错哪啦?
洲洲 Rap：我错在 人生规划太简单
还没读研就上班
没听二叔的话
去他的单位当个保安
花开了不敢去摘
大学都不懂恋爱
喜欢的人不是学历太低
就是身高太矮
帮牛郎织女见面
给宇宙飞船充电
一家老小的愿望
都交给我来实现
毕业一个月内 就任总裁
闪电相亲 立马结婚
生小孩 最好是龙凤胎

大姨：你是不是读书读傻了?
亲戚众：你是不是读书读傻了?
洲洲：没人能在我的背景音乐里战胜我

洲洲 Rap：我童年爬过树 玩过重金属
跳过刚柔并济的拉丁舞
大妈也没能将我征服
我已经不是个小孩
(怎么会放弃我的理想)
为什么你们都不明白
(变成我最讨厌的模样)
我童年爬过树 玩过重金属
跳过刚柔并济的拉丁舞
大妈也没能将我征服
怎么会放弃我的理想
(不想跟别人做对比)
变成我最讨厌的模样
(为什么要替我做决定)

我童年爬过树 玩过重金属
跳过刚柔并济的拉丁舞
大妈也没能将我征服
各位亲爱的家人
我有我自己的人生

全家：人生没有谁可以攀比
前程自己拼才有意义
收起我们的分歧
团圆才是我们的话题
嗑瓜子到天明
年轻人做好准备
有梦就要去追
春节自救不仅靠智慧
还需要爱常相随